I Do My Own Research!

Everything I post on my Donkey's Revenge blog is 100 percent true. The queer blogger Dervish Sanders recently pointed out that U2be videos I've been posting to my blog have a disclaimer at the beginning of them that say the content contains fictional accounts of real events in the news and were created for entertainment purposes.

However, using my big brain I decided this means that the visuals are AI generated and that the stories themselves are completely true! How did I determine this? Even though the YouTube descriptions themselves say their content is completely fictional? I did my own research.

However, if you ask me to disclose my research, I will refuse. And for a very good reason! If I were to tell you how I verified that the stories are actually true and not fiction at all, this would probably drive haters to the websites I used to verfiy the stories.

Queer Trump haters like Dervish Sanders live to harass awesome Trump supporters such as myself. If I was to disclose to him my sources, he would absolutely visit the blogs and news sites I used and start harassing people there. I know this because that is exactly what I would do!

In fact, I have done this in the past. A blogger who uses the alias "Irl Hudnutt" had a blog that attacked a conservative commentator I agree with. What happened was that I made a nuisance of myself by harassing him and other commenters on this blog big time! It was great fun. So, of course Dervish Sanders would do the exact same thing.

And, while he could use google and find these sources himself, he won't due to laziness. Even though, if I was to point him toward my sources, he would then put a lot of effort into harassing the author(s) and commenters on the sites I sourced my information from.

Does this make any sense at all? Of course not! To be completely honest, Dervish Sanders can't find these sources because they don't exist! That's just an excuse I threw out there when the queertard called me on my obvious lies. I insisted that I "did my own research", but that research consisted of me asking myself, "do I like this story and wish it was true?"

Then I answered my own question with a "yes". That's a really smart method by which to convert fiction to reality. Which I thought of because I'm a genius with a super high IQ 😊👍😊👍

For the record, I love AI! I makes it so much easier for me to believe my maga-fueled delusions. How can anyone deny that what I want to believe is "true" when video exists that "confirms" it?

BTW, if you wish to listen to some uplifting stories that are mislabled as "fiction" but are actually 100% true (as confirmed by me via my own research), I strongly suggest checking out Elite Stores.

Donald Trump Cured Cancer

You haven't heard? Well, it's completely true. The awesomest president in all human history recently cured cancer. I myself had butt cancer and now it is completely cured! All thanks to Donald Trump. Thank you, sir!

Jimmy Carter Can Die Any Time Now

Jimmy Carter was looking forward to voting for Kamala Harris? I read that somewhere. I assume he did vote for Harris. Harris lost and Carter can go to the grave knowing the terrible candidate he supported will not be president. Instead Donald Trump will be returning to the White House to begin his second term. Of three.

Soon Amerikkka will be great again and the 2nd worst president ever Carter won't get his wish for Kamala to replace the 1st worst president ever, Joe Biden. Maybe Kamala's loss will cause him such distress that he will finally die? LOL! One can hope. Even though his wife bit it and he's still here.

I Eat My Own Poop 9/11/2018 7:24 pm

I found this post from 9/11/2018 in my draft folder. Why did I never publish it? I don't know. Reading it over now, I can truly say this is something I am quite proud of, so I'll publish it now.

This is an orginal Mystere poem for you to read and enjoy.

Doop-de-doop, I eat my own poop.
I admit this truth to throw you for a loop.
Not just my own poop, but dog turds too.
When it comes to these tasty treats, I can't get too few.
My name is Mystere, I have to admit.
Because of my obsession, my breath smells like shit.
I visit the dog park and rummage through the trash.
I'm looking for neatly wrapped snacks for which I'd pay cash.
My doctor can't understand how it is that I have worms.
I just shrug my shoulders and say "that's how the world turns".
I almost forgot to mention that I also huff farts.

These perverts call themselves Minor Attractive Persons (MAPs). I have a liberal blog enemy named Dervish Sanders who accuses all Conservatives of being perverts attracted to minors, animals and other sick things. He has some buddies who stick up for him: Rational Nation USA who has 2 blog sites: The Swash Zone and Rational Nation USA. Another accomplice is Irl Hudnutt who has a hate site which I won't mention here. Hudnutt loves to attack Christian talk show hosts in the Detroit Michigan area on his hate blog site. When I exposed Dervish's perversions on some of my Wordpress sites, he and Irl Hudnutt falsely accused me of hacking into Dervish's Gravatar & Wordpress accounts, causing my Wordpress blogs to be shut down and destroyed. Sanders and his blog boyfriend Hudnutt are fixated on attacking me and a Conservative lady blogger named Lisa on his hate blog site Whoz Yo Mama. Lisa has a blog site Who's Your Daddy which Sanders trolls with his other blog boyfriend Rational Nation USA. Sanders is an example of a vile liberal who defends immorality while claiming to be a "Christian". 6 years ago.

Cleveland Foxturds Is Under Attack !

I just discovered that this blog is under attack! How do I know? I tried to bring it up on my phone and found that, instead of my blog, there was a page that said "this blog has been removed".

Luckily I had everything backed up so was able to restore what I had lost pretty quickly. I learned my lesson the last time this happened. My "I Heart White Gravy" blog was wiped out after that a-hole Dervish Sanders reported it to Blogger for a TOS infraction.

Of course the allegation that I'm guilty of a TOS violation is completely absurd true. I have never in my life violated ANY blogging platform's TOS. Except for the time I faked comments from Dervish Sanders on my Wordpress blog. Derpwood reported me to Wordpress and got my blog wiped out. And I think he must have reported other blogs of mine for phony baloney genuine TOS infractions.

It was him or Irl Hudnutt. But I got my revenge and I fake reported him to G00gle and had several of his blogs taken down. LOL! That will teach him to mess with me. After I messed with him. But that is no excuse, Ichabod Derpwood!

While The Iron Is Hot...

As soon as Donald Trump is reinstalled and reinaugurated as US President and has appointed his attorney general he must instruct that person (Ken Paxton?) to wipe out the Democrat party. But he MUST act quickly. AG Paxton, at the direction of President Trump, needs to arrest every DemonRat in the United States (and outside the United States) and charge them ALL with treason. Additionally, everyone arrested in the January 6th fake "insurrection" must freed immediately and given pardons for all "crimes" comitted. No excuses or delays.

Time To Prepare For Election Warfare!

It's time to prepare for the bigly fight coming our way. We should not underestimate the cheating tactics Democraps will pull off to steal the election. I just got something on my blog feed that will make everyone's blood boil. Dervish Sanders has been posting memes on the internet, insulting the best President ever in all of history, Donald Trump.

This is an outrage! Dervish Sanders put these up on his hate blogs and social media sites. We need to get his hate sites and all his social media sites taken down permanently!