I found this post from 9/11/2018 in my draft folder. Why did I never publish it? I don't know. Reading it over now, I can truly say this is something I am quite proud of, so I'll publish it now.
This is an orginal Mystere poem for you to read and enjoy.
Doop-de-doop, I eat my own poop.
I admit this truth to throw you for a loop.
Not just my own poop, but dog turds too.
When it comes to these tasty treats, I can't get too few.
My name is Mystere, I have to admit.
Because of my obsession, my breath smells like shit.
I visit the dog park and rummage through the trash.
I'm looking for neatly wrapped snacks for which I'd pay cash.
My doctor can't understand how it is that I have worms.
I just shrug my shoulders and say "that's how the world turns".
I almost forgot to mention that I also huff farts.
These perverts call themselves Minor Attractive Persons (MAPs). I have a liberal blog enemy named Dervish Sanders who accuses all Conservatives of being perverts attracted to minors, animals and other sick things. He has some buddies who stick up for him: Rational Nation USA who has 2 blog sites: The Swash Zone and Rational Nation USA. Another accomplice is Irl Hudnutt who has a hate site which I won't mention here. Hudnutt loves to attack Christian talk show hosts in the Detroit Michigan area on his hate blog site. When I exposed Dervish's perversions on some of my Wordpress sites, he and Irl Hudnutt falsely accused me of hacking into Dervish's Gravatar & Wordpress accounts, causing my Wordpress blogs to be shut down and destroyed. Sanders and his blog boyfriend Hudnutt are fixated on attacking me and a Conservative lady blogger named Lisa on his hate blog site Whoz Yo Mama. Lisa has a blog site Who's Your Daddy which Sanders trolls with his other blog boyfriend Rational Nation USA. Sanders is an example of a vile liberal who defends immorality while claiming to be a "Christian". 6 years ago.
